Here's your update for the Lord of the Rings tour we went on 2 days ago.... Hope you enjoy as much as we did. :)
Our coach was supposed to pick us up at 10:10 so we were able to sleep in a little. Melissa was still sulking about the horseback tour so I called them to figure out what happened. We picked up a pamphlet for the tour at the hotel lobby. It said that the tour was only an hour and a half for NZ$145. The length of the tour wasn't on the website when I emailed them in December. When I talked to the lady, it turns out that we needed to confirm with them 72 hours before the tour date otherwise they'll give away our spots. They offered us a 2 hour tour over the river but it wasn't a LOTR tour and it almost cost as much. She said the LOTR tour was a popular tour and to call them back at 8pm to check if someone cancelled. After hanging up we realized that we contacted them on Tuesday and the tour was on Saturday. That's over 100 hours prior notice.
We were under the impression that it was a half day tour or something longer than 1-2 hours. The whole thing wasn't really worth it anymore. They just lost our business.
We wanted to get ready and grab a bite to eat before our tour. I was fine without it, but Melissa rarely starts a day without breakfast. Little did we know that grabbing an early meal to go would be somewhat of a challenge.
So we walk into the hotel restaurant where they offer their hotel guests a choice between a continental buffet breakfast complete with cereals, breads, fruit, and drinks or an upgrade to a hot breakfast buffet which adds eggs, sausages, bacon, etc.. Well, it took us a little while to get ready so we just wanted a bagel, or breakfast sammich, or a pastry or something to go so that we can wait in front of the hotel for our tour bus.
I'm not sure that they've ever heard of breakfast on the run in Queenstown?! We asked if they had any breakfast "to go" or "takeaway breakfasts" and they looked at us as if we were speaking klingon. Keep in mind that New Zealand is an English speaking nation. "Can we just have a pastry to go? They don't even have paper cups for coffee. They didn't have muffins, bagels, or any kind of hand held pastries. Finally one of them said "How about a breakfast sandwich... scrambled egg sandwich?" That was okay with Melissa but she wanted to know how much it'd cost. It it was like $10 then we'd just go without breakfast. They said they'd ask the chef and to just take a seat and have some coffee. They came out later with a box with a sandwich in it and they charged it to the room. It turned out to be like $11 for 2 coffees and a sandwich.
I was expecting like an egg mcmuffin or something. But to our surprise, it was more like an scrambled egg salad sandwich complete with lettuce and tomatoes. Interesting to say the least. But Melissa ate the whole thing. What a trooper.
On to the tour. We waited for the bus for about 10 minutes when this minivan pulls up. "Do you think that's it?" "I don't know, I'd think they'd have stickers on their car or something advertising their tour." And low and behold, it was our tour.
Our tour guide's name was Melissa, too. And we were the only ones signed up for the tour for the day. Yeah!!! Another private tour! Apparently, the day before and the day after there were multiple couples, but today... all us! Our first stop was the Deer Park. While we were waiting for the Deer Park Tour bus, she pulled out her portable DVD player and showed us clips from the movie when the people or Rohan were traveling to Helms Deep. This is the area we were about to see. The tour bus finally came and left our car by the bus stop. They said this was the only tour company allowed up the Deer Park and she has an agreement with them to take her tourists up with them.
Driving through the park, we passed by some deer, bison, yaks, sheep, goats, mini horses, donkeys, ostrich... lots of animals. And you can feed them all too. After passing by Disney's "The Rescue" movie set, we reach the summit and get out for a walk. "Our first stop of all things is a bush. This thorny bush is where Gollum and Frodo hide from the Nazgul in the Dead Marshes." We took pictures under the thing. I pricked myself a few times, but it was worth it. Few steps up the hill we come to lake. "This is where Eowyn talks to Gimli about dwarf women before he falls off the horse. But this isn't where he falls off the horse. We'll get to that later." We turn around. "And this is where the King of Rohan blah blah blah." We look to the left. "And this is where Aragorn fights the blah blah blah." 5 more steps. "And this is where he falls off the cliff. But in the movie it looks like he's falling into a river, several stories below." We look down the cliff to the landing 10 feet below with no water. "We'll see the river later in the day." Each time we walk off a few steps and switch to a new scene, we notice how amazingly efficient she's pulling off explaining the set up of the cinematography. While she's talking about the scene, wherever she's cued us to stop and look, is the exact spot of the camera placement. At the same time, she's also pulling out a screenshot and showing us so that we have a visual reference of where we're standing and how the shot was filmed.
She knew a lot about the movie and other random info. She said that after the 1st movie, Legolas had a gay following. Since Peter Jackson listens to his fans, as the trilogy progressed, Legolas had more lines and outrageous stunts to please them. This was also true for the one elf that talkes to Arwen when they're leaving through the forest and she sees her son in the future. That extra had some minor part in the first movie and the gay community was telling Jackson to give him some lines because he was so popular. It took them a while to track him down at a local college and offer him a speaking roll.
After a few more sites at the Deer Park, we get back on the bus to go back to the car. We ran into some deer on the side of the road and the bus stopped for us to feed them. They said after the deer with the injured ear started to be more domesticated and approached the humans, the rest of the herd became more comfortable with humans as well. There were about 15 female deer and some fawn a baby donkey. 2 of the deer got a little too close to the back of the donkey, right where the food was laying on the floor. The donkey tried kicking them with his hind legs a few times before they backed far enough away. I got pictures. =P
Our next stop was Arrowtown for lunch. It was an old mining town with an old west style. They said per area, the Shotover River (which we were crossing to get to Arrowtown) was the highest paying river in gold in the world. Its a lot shorter than the one in Yukon but it paid out just about as much gold. Panning the rivers in NZ left the river in such a disarray with just piles of rock everywhere that the government made it illegal to pan the rivers for commercial gain in order to preserve the land. You can still take a pan out to the river to get some of your fortune, but that's about it.
We went to another cafe for lunch. They gave us a platter of goodies to share. It had some raw cod marinate in some kind of coconut marinade, salmon sashimi, tomatoes, cheeses, mushrooms, lettuce, ham, chicken, buttered bread, etc. It was all very good.
After lunch we drove a short distance to the river where Arwen was on the horse with Frodo and faces the Nazgul and she says 'if you want him, come and claim him.' Melissa, our guide, pulls out some sharp toys from her trunk and lets us play with them. We got to hold and swing around Arwen's sword, Legolas' daggers, Frodo's sting, and Aragorn's dagger. They were full with the detailing and all sharp too. With a closer look we read "Made in Taiwan." She laughed and told us that they were replicas of the ones that the actors used but made from the same mold. Thanks to good old American capitalism, (courtesey New Line Cinema) it was cheaper for them to be made in Taiwan. She said, however that she did have one original item actually owned and used by the original cast and brought out an elven cloak with a leaf broach that we got to wear. They don't know whose it was but she said only one of the Fellowship wore his broach facing left. We think it's Sean Astin's. Pretty cool to be wearing Rudy's cloak!
Another 2 minutes away, we visited another section of the river where they filmed the part in the movie where Isildur loses the ring in the river and gets shot in the back by orcs. In the film it looks spooky because they filmed in the middle of Winter and there weren't any leaves on any of the trees. When we visited though, it was a green forest. But you could definitely see where the scene played itself out.
From here, we drove out to the mountains through a dirt road with a really... REALLY steep ledge. This was the only spot (aside from paddling down the river) to see clearly the spot where they filmed the Argonath or Pillars of the Kings (Those gigantic statues on the banks of the river in the first movie). Cool stuff. People were coming down the river in rafts and they were tiny tiny.
After the blood curdling experience of heading back down that dirt road on the side closer to the edge (with more cars coming up on the side closer to the mountain), we headed north on the highway to yet ANOTHER dirt road in Tarras. This however, was just a shortcut between highways that the locals liked to use. Off the side of this road is yet another Lord of the Rings location. It's blocked off by barbed wire because before the movie was released, the land owner sold the land and it was turned into a vinyard. This is the forest where Arwen and Frodo are being chased by the Nazgul before they get to the river. Jackson was looking for a natural undisturbed forest and not one of the pine tree plantations. It was fairly shallow in depth and not that long.
Two stops left on the tour. We travel about 20 minutes north toward Wanaka to meet the author of the LOTR Location Guidebook, Ian Brodie. He's the curator at the NZ Fighter Pilots Museum and a friend of Peter Jackson. Ian is an extra in the third movie where Pippin lights the beacon. At the museum we also get to handle the Anduril, sword of the King of Gondor as well as the shards before its pieced back together. She also brought out Gimli's double sided axe, which we never see him use in the movies. The last weapon was King Theoden's sword. Its a lot shorter than Aragorn's, since the King uses his while riding his horse. We got some pictures of the swords and one with Ian. He was kind enough to autograph our book for us. Nice, down to earth guy. He just got a new blue Mini. Fast...
Our last stop on our journey was to Puzzling World to see how Jackson used perspective to show the Hobbits as 2'-4' tall being played by 5'+ humans. Melissa (our guide) showed us the clip of when Gandolf rides in his wagon with Frodo. She said the bench was 9' long and the wagon posts give the illusion that Frodo and Gandolf are sitting right next to each other. And how Elijah Wood isn't really looking up at Gandolf, he's looking up into space... and while in mid speech he turns to look forward and then back to look up at nothing again. But it appears that he's making eye contact with Gandolf. Maybe Jackson should've directed Obi-wan and Jar-Jar.
So by 5pm our tour has come to a close. Just a 1 hour drive back to Queenstown, through switchbacks and hairpin turns. She showed us an original script to Fellowship and the call sheets. These are the sheets that list locations, meals, who's staying where, where to park the makeup trailers... all that stuff. But traveling over the mountains with switchbacks doesn't create the best environment for reading. And our memory card was full and my film camera was being lame so hopefully the shots came out.
We went back to the hotel to rest our weary heads and then went to dinner. Melissa (our guide) had suggested a few places to eat in town. We wanted to try out their seafood at least once on our trip, but of course, it was more than we wanted to pay. So we had bulgogi at a Korean place, Seoul Gardens, that was located next to the internet place in the mall.
After dinner we were so tired, we went back to the hotel. We watched some tv and did laundry. We finally found the remote. *click* Nothing. *click*... what's wrong with this thing?... Ahh, no batteries in the remote. Great.
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